Tribe.net. Local Connections hjioumlautrds http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/7582eb0f-f1a8-4410-9579-81a0ca557268 2005-12-20T19:17:52Z 2005-12-07T02:26:47Z

<div>I was just perusing the photos and enjoying the contortions, and think you all are great at what you do! Give yourselves a pat on the back. (If anyone can do so, it'll be you.) <br/> <br/>But I couldn't help but notice that some of you were able to achieve complete entry, while others left a major body part remaining outside the appliance, "poking out" in the common parlance. Surely, to achieve complete enclosure must be the goal, yes? <br/> <br/>Gold Stars for the Fitters! Their extra effort and/or lack of limb length ought to be recognized.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 1 reply </div>

hjioumlautrds 2005-12-07T02:26:47Z yma http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/964987ae-d771-42ff-ab6c-60fa20dfb980 2005-10-17T03:19:28Z 2004-05-22T00:49:38Z

<div>All you Appliance Contortionist lurkers out there, start getting into appliances and taking your pictures! <br/> <br/>I want more pictures on the site besides me and my friends. <br/> <br/>C'mon you know you want to! <br/> <br/>Your mission for the weekend--at least one appliance contorting activity and a picture to prove it! <br/> <br/>NOW GO! <br/> <br/>Your helpful moderatrix</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 6 replies </div>

yma 2004-05-22T00:49:38Z yma http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/039e54bf-806e-48a7-bdbc-1760c571c376 2004-09-13T21:45:31Z 2004-09-13T19:30:32Z

<div>Welcome to Argon, 9-Volt and Jonathan(?) for their entry into the world of applicance contortionism! <br/> <br/>Your certificates and offical laminated cards will be arriving soon! <br/> <br/>Coach Yma</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 1 reply </div>

yma 2004-09-13T19:30:32Z yma http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/9b63c5cc-c128-4ffd-b4a4-f9012ab55d78 2004-07-09T19:27:25Z 2004-07-09T19:27:25Z

<div> <br/>I finally have my bunny costume and I'd like to go on an appliance contortioning rampage with like freaks. <br/> <br/>I'd also rampage with monkeys, kitties or small fuzzy bears. <br/> <br/>But no newts. Absolutely not. <br/> <br/>Who's your bunny?!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 0 replies </div>

yma 2004-07-09T19:27:25Z yma http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/ffdec6d3-d112-4990-a14a-edcb367473dd 2004-06-30T18:51:05Z 2004-06-24T19:30:21Z

<div> <br/>Last night I failed to make it into a dryer. <br/> <br/>I almost got in but my head just wouldn't go. <br/>I can't figure out if I've lost my flexibility or I just wasn't drunk enough. I've been in this particular very small dryer before so I know I can do it. <br/> <br/>I need some consolation people. <br/> <br/>I have a new round of bruises and scrapes and nothing to show for it. <br/> <br/>Maybe I should resign and just coach new appliance contortionists... <br/> <br/>Yma <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 10 replies </div>

yma 2004-06-24T19:30:21Z yma http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/f1d67ed7-ffcc-4d5f-8ef7-8dd7fe27a734 2004-05-13T03:15:30Z 2004-05-13T03:15:30Z

<div>Two dryer virgins were adopted into the Dryer Contortionism cult last week. <br/> <br/>You go boyz!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 0 replies </div>

yma 2004-05-13T03:15:30Z http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/45ad8f7c-0fa3-4e4b-bc13-78dda8f1c00b 2004-05-11T03:08:39Z 2004-05-05T00:34:51Z

<div>Saturday May 8, 2004. 8:00 ish <br/> <br/>Shanghai Tunnel <br/>211 SW Ankeny <br/>Portland OR <br/> <br/>Come down for some drinks. If there are any appliances to be found- well, who knows.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 2 replies </div>

2004-05-05T00:34:51Z heather http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/5ec38716-b135-4d84-9fab-92b2767be915 2004-04-23T23:46:11Z 2004-04-18T00:58:14Z

<div>i just had to join this tribe in case anyone here had not heard of <br/> <br/>http://www.housegymnastics.com/ <br/> <br/>there is NOTHING about appliance contortion on their site, and i'm sure they'd love to hear more about it all. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 2 replies </div>

heather 2004-04-18T00:58:14Z heather http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/b18f03e2-90a9-4715-9c5f-957e5da6a610 2004-04-20T15:08:47Z 2004-04-20T15:08:47Z

<div>i heard this on the radio yesterday, and thought this might be of interest to you (i couldn't resist starting another thread) <br/> <br/>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3639641.stm <br/> <br/>quote: <br/> <br/>A TV trailer showing comic Johnny Vegas sitting in a fridge has been criticised after complaints it could encourage children to copy him. <br/> <br/>... The BBC said it felt the situation was so unrealistic, and the comic purpose so plain, that it was extremely unlikely to prompt copycat actions. <br/> <br/>But a spokesman for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents said the trailer was potentially dangerous. <br/> <br/>"There have been lethal accidents involving children in freezers," he said. <br/> <br/>/quote</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 0 replies </div>

heather 2004-04-20T15:08:47Z yma http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/a77e9a98-aef9-4f3e-a48a-e9eaff8d306c 2004-03-16T07:50:56Z 2004-03-11T20:34:39Z

<div> <br/>Who wants to make a short DV video about appliance contorting? <br/> <br/>I have a small Sony DV camera, but would love to borrow some better equipment. <br/> <br/>I think it could really be a very funny thing if done right. <br/> <br/>Any FilmMakers??? Collaborators??? <br/> <br/>Yma</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 11 replies </div>

yma 2004-03-11T20:34:39Z deviant_sagacious http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/aa31272b-40b7-4f0a-8b65-7e5587038586 2004-03-11T06:19:22Z 2004-01-31T22:33:18Z

<div>First, let me say, this is very dangerouse, so, AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! <br/> <br/>Second, let me say, this is very mean to do to pets... and now that I've releaved myself of any feelings of guilt: <br/> <br/>Idea # 1.) Pets in appliences! [I'm not saying you should microwave your poor little pet hampster, or throw your dog in a wood-chipper.] However, kitties and doggies sitting peacefully inside a dryer, or your pet rat looking out from inside a martini shaker would be very cute in my opinion! <br/> <br/>Idea # 2.) Refrigerators, what a wonderful photo-op!!!! <br/> <br/> <br/>-Curt <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 12 replies </div>

deviant_sagacious 2004-01-31T22:33:18Z pixielay http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/1a0722f4-b592-4a8a-9a39-faa63b0c590b 2004-03-09T00:25:15Z 2004-03-06T08:26:48Z

<div>i have had this pic as my profile pic on here for a few days, and it was on another one about 6 months ago...today a few ppl asked me if i had heard of this tribe...i hadn't. <br/>but dammit, i think i "fit right in" so i am saying hello and a warm "bouncy" heya to everyone here... <br/>was that cheesy enough??? <br/>lol <br/>pixie</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 5 replies </div>

pixielay 2004-03-06T08:26:48Z yma http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/9909d681-9596-4657-b176-85e7ce8c5e3b 2004-02-25T02:48:05Z 2004-02-24T21:15:12Z

<div> <br/>Dryer number 9 was conquered last Friday night at approximately 3am. It was a stealth operation with most revelers at the dryer local looking on with puzzled faces. <br/> <br/>I dryer climbed for its own sake, <br/>no photographic evidence was recorded. <br/> <br/>However, I do have two witnesses if there is ever any question of the truth of Dryer Climb #9. <br/> <br/>It was a tough dryer, very small, and caused much bruising, <br/>which I now know is the true test of a dryer for me. <br/> <br/>So I may be slowing down to protect my stupid bruisey body, <br/>but I will never stop! <br/> <br/>Yma, of the dryers</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 2 replies </div>

yma 2004-02-24T21:15:12Z http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/6e3383b9-2ca9-4387-911b-fc4736b33080 2004-02-24T20:56:14Z 2004-02-20T06:08:19Z

<div>Glad to see Yma drug herself (even if it's temporary) out of the dryer.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 5 replies </div>

2004-02-20T06:08:19Z yma http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/c94ea73e-ba8d-46a5-9fd5-1ad8a93ec3be 2004-01-19T20:42:47Z 2004-01-19T19:47:22Z

<div> <br/>Mine is definitely the dryer, but I'd like to branch out. <br/>Going for the oven next methinks. <br/> <br/>Yma</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 5 replies </div>

yma 2004-01-19T19:47:22Z yma http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net/thread/7425e034-343c-40b5-ac28-0310b212f92e 2004-01-19T20:36:55Z 2004-01-19T20:36:55Z

<div>We need photos of people who aren't me! <br/> <br/>Go on people, get in your oven or dyer or fridge and get a photo! Go right now! </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://appliancecontortionists.tribe.net">Appliance Contortionists</a> - 0 replies </div>

yma 2004-01-19T20:36:55Z